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Meal full of Humor
1 - How most of company got there name 2 - Strangest Planes in the World 3 - Reason why girls shouldn't Drink 4 - Photshop Fail 5 - Redneck Mom's Letter To Son 6 - Jackpot 7 - The Mistress 8 - Ski trip to Utah 9 - Definitions of Designations: 10 - Stickers and Posters with the Ability of Fooling People 11 - Awesome Pictures of Alaska 12 - True Facts Of Life 13 - Having a Bad Day? 14 - Auto Insurance- Reducing Your Auto Insurance Premium with Easy Steps 15 - Motion and emotion defy car insurance 16 - Dealing With Your Auto Insurance Online – Using Your iPhone 17 - Have To Get Up In Morning 18 - SOME STRANGE STUFF 19 - Google Logos You Probably Haven't Seen.. 20 - Does 'The Biggest Loser' Promote Unhealthy Weight Loss? 21 - Deadly caterpillar 22 - Chinese Way of Sleeping 23 - weird and crazy tattos 24 - Divorce Cakes 25 - Revealed!!! Obama's guide to public appearance
Mercedes: This was actually financier's daughter's name
Adobe: This came from the name of the riverAdobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock
Apple Computers: It was the favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobbs. He was three months late for filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock that day
CISCO: It is not an acronym as popularly believed. It is short for San Francisco .
Compaq: This name was formed by using COMp, for computer and PAQ to denote a small integral object
Corel: The name was derived from the founder's name Dr. Michael Cowpland. It stands for COwpland Research Laboratory.
Google: The name started as a joke boasting about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol',a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Pagepresented their project to an angel investor; they received a cheque made out to 'Google'.
Hotmail: Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. WhenSabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters"html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective uppercasing
Hewlett Packard : Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packardor Packard-Hewlett.
Intel: Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company ' Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.
Lotus (Notes) : Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or'Padmasana' . Kapor used to be a teacher oftranscendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
Microsoft: Coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.
Motorola: Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.
Sony: It originated from the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.
SUN: Founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym forStanford University Network. Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer;Vinod Khosla recruited him and Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it, and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer.
Apache: It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon.. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server --thus, the name Apache Jakarta (project from Apache):A project constituted by SUN and Apache to create a web server handling servlets and JSPs. Jakarta was name of the conference room at SUN where most of the meetings between SUN and Apache took place.
C: Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and called it 'New B'.He later called it C. Earlier B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon programming language (named after his wife Bonnie).
C++: Bjarne Stroustrup called his new language 'C with Classes' and then 'newC'. Because of which the original C began to be called 'old C' which was considered insulting to the C community. At this time Rick Mascittisuggested the name C++ as a successor to C.
Java: Originally called Oak by creator James Gosling, from the tree that stood outside his window, the programming team had to look for a substitute as there was no other language with the same name. Java was selected from a list of suggestions. It came from the name of the coffee that the programmers drank.
LG: Combination of two popular Koreanbrands Lucky and Goldstar.
Linux: Linus Torvalds originally used the Minix OS on his system which here placed by his OS. Hence the working name was Linux (Linus' Minix). He thought the name to be too egotistical and planned to name it Freax(free+ freak + x).His friend Ari Lemmke encouraged Linus to upload it to a network so it could be easily downloaded. Ari gave Linus a directory called linux on his FTP server, as he did not like the name Freax.(Linus' parents named him after two-time Nobel Prize winner Linus Pauling) .
Mozilla: When Marc Andreesen, founder of Netscape, created a browser to replace Mosaic (also developed by him), it was named Mozilla (Mosaic-Killer, Godzilla) .The marketing guys didn't like the name however and it wasre-christenedNetscape Navigator.
Red Hat: Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone!
SAP: "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by 4 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applicatio ns/Projects' group of IBM.
SCO (UNIX): From Santa Cruz Operation. The company's office was in Santa Cruz .
UNIX: When Bell Labs pulled out of MULTICS (MULTiplexed Information and Computing System), which was originally a joint Bell/GE/MIT project, KenThompson and Dennis Ritchie of Bell Labs wrote a simpler version of the OS.They needed the OS to run the game Space War which was compiled underMULTICS. It was called UNICS - UNIplexed operating and Computing System by Brian Kernighan. It was later shortened to UNIX.
Xerox: The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product trying to say `dry' (asit was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying). The Greek root `xer' means dry.
Yahoo!: The word was invented by Jonathan Swiftand used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels' . It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang andDavid Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.
3M: Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company started off by mining the material corundum used to make sandpaper. 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.  
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with 'em for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him, and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love,Mom P.S. I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed. 
Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used the dime in a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings and went to the blackjack table and turned his small winnings into ten million dollars.
Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, Ned went on the lecture circuit, where he told his incredible story.
He told his audiences that he was eternally grateful to his benefactor, and if he ever found the man he would share his fortune with him. After months of lectures, a man in the audience jumped up and said,
"I'm that man. I was in Vegas in 1992. I was the one who gave you the dime."
"You're not the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the stall door open!" 
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.”
“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don’t get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus’s in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replies. 
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written in this account by a New Orleans paper.
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.
Conditions were perfect, 12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over, the "tell me when we're having fun" kind of day. One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom.
He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress.
He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters.
So, with time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of her pain, suggested that since she was wearing an all white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods. No one would even notice, he assured her. The white would provide more than adequate camouflage.
So she headed for the tree line, began disrobing and proceeded to do her thing. If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is a right way and a wrong way to set your skis so you don't move.
Yup, you got it. She had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even during embarrassing moments.
Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out of control, racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them and onto another slope.
Her derriere and her reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her knees, and she was picking up speed all the while. She continued on backwards, totally out of control, creating an unusual vista for the other skiers. The woman skied, if you define that verb loosely, back under the lift, and finally collided violently with a pylon.
The bad news was that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her ski pants.
At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, then went to the base of the mountain and summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to a hospital.
In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers.
"So how'd you break your leg?" she asked, making small talk.
"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw," he said, "I was riding up this ski lift, and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing backward out of control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees. I leaned over to get a better look, and I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. I fell out of the lift. So, how'd you break your arm?" 
* Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. * Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. * Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. * Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. * Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. * Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. * Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. * Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. * Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. * HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! * HSE – Head …thinks a woman must wear a helmet to deliver a Healthy baby Safely· * Commercial – Head : - Woman must produce three quotation ( only from ISO certified males) otherwise not baby is not acceptable · * Finance Head : Whether Woman delivers a baby or Donkey …Budget & Cash flow must be approved (doesn’t matter when i.e one month / nine months / 18months) 
- Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection...again.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
- Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
- Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better????

A major issue that we all have to deal with at some point in time in our lives is over-priced automotive insurance premiums. It can seem so hard to find a well-established, reputable insurance company to have your policy through that will offer you affordable auto insurance. There are some things that if you are aware of them, can help you to achieve the outcome you are looking for. One thing that is standard, no matter what company you try to deal with, is that if you are 25 years of age or younger, your rates will be much higher. Statistics have proven that most accidents that occur involve younger drivers. This does not mean that an older driver will not have an accident; this is just the standard average. One option to lower your insurance premium is if you still live at home, you can be added to your parent’s policy and the amount will be cheaper than a policy of your own. Another thing you must take into consideration is that your premium will be affected by how many claims you have put against your insurance in the past. The more claims you have filed, the higher a risk you are assumed to be, so your insurance premium will, of course, be higher.
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Call me geek but I'm fascinated by car insurance. Insert here your pitying eye-roll, followed in close succession by "Why?" and "Don't get out much, huh?" But two X factors separate car insurance from life insurance, health insurance and homeowners insurance: motion and emotion. Consider the car insurance underwriters at Progressive, Geico and State Farm. In addition to recording your VIN number, they must somehow factor in two big unknowns that even Nostradamus could not have predicted: your vehicle in motion as it relates to the grand Pachinko game of 21st century traffic, and the emotional state of the 27 "buh-zillion" other drivers whose paths cross yours on a daily basis. Life insurance actuaries have a pretty solid grasp of how long you'll live and the factors that affect longevity. Health insurance underwriters likewise know the odds that you'll get seriously sick. Home insurance underwriters have statistics on burglary, fire, flood, earthquake and weather to help mitigate their risk -- plus they're pretty certain your house is not going anywhere. Of course, car insurance underwriters have tools, too. They base your insurance rates in part on a statistical snapshot of accident risk in your ZIP code. They know that certain types of vehicles, especially fast, expensive ones, tend to attract theft and cost them more when they crash. They even have some idea of how careful a driver you are based on your driving record, and lately, your credit score. What they can't know is when, if, or how frequently motion, emotion or a combination of both will crash, crunch, dent or ding your ride. You may never have a claim or you may have a dozen, for which you may or may not be at fault. That's why, whenever new hazardous driving behaviors such as road rage, cell phone use and texting and staged accidents manifest themselves, auto insurance companies hasten to launch studies to quantify the problem. They don't need more randomness, thank you; motion and emotion are quite enough. If you're searching for cheaper car insurance, InsureMe, a Bankrate company, can help you compare auto insurance rates. But if, like me, you're on a two-lane Jack Kerouac vision quest to discover how the auto insurance industry somehow wrests order out of chaos, hop in and turn up the radio. via
Esurance, a San Francisco-based company offering auto insurance online (among other insurance products) in thirty states may not have been the first insurer to offer the customer an online auto insurance quote, but it currently appears to be leading the way toward making it easier to deal with insurance issues online. Recently, the company announced the release of an application for the popular iPhone that lets its clients make payments, review their policies, file claims, find repair facilities – and even view the repair shop and their vehicles while repairs are being carried out. In addition, for those who are in the market for car insurance, instant online quote services can be accessed through their iPhones. Brief Background Esurance is the Johnny-Come-Lately of the insurance industry; the company was founded in 1998 and began selling direct car insurance policies to individuals the following year. Its status as a small, independent insurer was short-lived; since the turn of the century it has been a subsidiary of the White Mountains Insurance Group, a large conglomerate. Esurance management prides itself on being environmentally friendly, using “carbon offsets” for its offices and offering completely paperless customer transactions and filings. Will other auto insurance providers follow suit? Many have already been running some hard competition to Esurance, though Esurance so far is the first and only insurer to offer comprehensive car insurance services online through an iPhone application. Hartford Given Top Marks While Esurance’s iPhone access is innovative, the Hartford Financial Services Group, a Connecticut-based company and one of the nation’s larger insurers, recently got the top rating for its online services. In a June article, published in Business Wire, it was reported that Hartford’s web site was the most user-friendly and persuasive of the top seventeen insurance company web sites surveyed. Insurance web sites were also evaluated based on content quality and how often it was used by those on social networking web sites such as Facebook and MySpace. The company that did the survey, Change Sciences, Inc., also gave highly favorable reports on the web sites of Liberty Mutual, Progressive, Nationwide, GEICO, and State Farm, among others. What was interesting is that Esurance, which pioneered online insurance services, came in at Number 8; the top seven are old, established “traditional” insurance companies that have had some catching up to do when it came to establishing a presence on the World Wide Web. Of course, the ultimate winner in this race is the insurance consumer, for whom insurance shopping has become easier than ever. As far as online insurance has come however, it’s not perfect; the Change Sciences report indicated that over three-quarters of the insurance company websites surveyed “fail to answer at least one question that users have,” while nearly three-fifths have “instances of navigation design that pose challenges” – and all of them came up a bit short in providing “persuasive” content in some way. 
Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning. You don't." 
'The Biggest Loser,' NBC's popular weight loss reality program, has come under fire in the past several months for its weight loss practices. In November, season 1 contestant Ryan C. Benson revealed to the New York Times that he had lost weight by fasting and dehydrating, pushing himself to the point where he was urinating blood. More recently, season 3's Kai Hibbard has been talking about gaining back 70 of the 118 pounds she lost on the show, and how the pressures of the show forced her into a mentality where a cup of coffee was considered a full meal. But not all former contestants blame the show. TV Squad spoke to two season 1's Kelly MacFarland and Andrea Baptiste, who stressed that 'The Biggest Loser' is a reality show -- and that viewers should keep in mind that the show is entertainment, first and foremost. "Anything you see on television, you can't take it that seriously," MacFarland told us. "It's television." MacFarland started the show at 223 pound and finished at 152. She considers the main job of the show to help her get her weight down to a level where she could manage it herself. For her, it was a choice between weight loss surgery and the show, and she chose the show. Read More
Lonomia obliqua is a catepillar that no one should ever touch. Because when you do, it can cause serious internal hemorrhaging and even death. Lonomia obliqua can be found on the bark of trees in southern Brazil. So it's dangerous to lean against a tree there. Symptoms of Lonomia obliqua poisoning include severe internal bleeding, renal failure and hemolysis. Take a look at these deadly beauty and the consequences.       
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